Annabelle’s Letter to Santa
posted Thursday December 3rd, 2009
Dear Santa,
For Christmas I want a Chrissa IM Me (for girls) more muffy clothes, and gogo pet hamsters. (with track.) Please!!! Any ways, How are you? Are those movies really true about you? Is Rudolph real? Why don’t you let anybody see you? Santa, this is a very hard question to answer, but, do you know Tabatha? Doesn’t it consern you about those fake santas at the mall? I mean, Why would you want to pay money to a fake santa? I’m sorry not a lot of people beilive in you, but I do!
Love Annabelle
Merry Christmas! P.S. I hope your still watching me this weekend, cause I’m in the snow queen!
(Note: All spelling and capitalization are author’s own. “Tabatha” is Tabitha Fairchild, Annabelle’s tooth fairy. “Muffy” is Muffy Vanderbear. More on her later.)
OMG that is so precious. Annabelle the philosopher “why would you want to pay money to a fake Santa?”. David Sedaris, move over. And the “very hard question to answer”. Annabelle , sometimes I forget you are a child.
Note to Annabelle:
Santa will see the prettiest Rosebud in the world this week-end. I know the sight of you will make him feel merry and bright all over.
Love
Gaga
What’s all this crap about Santa and Rudolph possibly not being real?
Favorite line: “Doesn’t it consern you about all those fake Santas at the mall?” The apple; the tree…
R
That is awesome.