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		<title>Out of the (Down syndrome) Box: &quot;Shorty&quot;</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not long after Sophie was born, I wrote a piece for Phoenix New Times (you can read it here: http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2004-11-25/news/up-the-down-staircase/) in which I mentioned that I am the kind of person who put a button on her bulletin board at work that says, &#8220;If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, you&#8217;ll be a loser and a burden [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not long after Sophie was born, I wrote a piece for <em>Phoenix New Times</em> (you can read it here: <a href="http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2004-11-25/news/up-the-down-staircase/">http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/2004-11-25/news/up-the-down-staircase/</a>) in which I mentioned that I am the kind of person who put a button on her bulletin board at work that says, &#8220;If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, you&#8217;ll be a loser and a burden on society forever.&#8221;</p>
<p>The button&#8217;s still there; I never took it down. But I like to think that Sophie (and Annabelle &#8212; motherhood in general, really) has tempered me in that regard.</p>
<p>I reconsidered that as I watched the credits roll after &#8220;Shorty,&#8221; a film released in 2004. A couple days ago I dug around in the Down syndrome box and came up with the choice of a documentary about a man with DS who loves porn and wrestling or a documentary about a man with DS who loves football. I chose the latter. (Hey, where&#8217;s the documentary about the woman with DS who loves Diet Coke, &#8220;Project Runway,&#8221; oilcloth and vintage beads? This is unfair!)</p>
<p>It wasn&#8217;t without its redeeming qualities &#8212; hard and heavy-hearted as I am, I can&#8217;t deny that &#8212; but I wasn&#8217;t a big fan of &#8220;Shorty&#8221; the documentary. Shorty the man, a 55 year old guy named Walter Simms, now that&#8217;s a different story. He seems like a perfectly delightful person.</p>
<p>But being perfectly delightful doesn&#8217;t qualify one to be the subject of an 86-minute documentary, in my book, even if the guy is developmentally disabled and even if the big football game of the year happened to fall one year on his birthday.</p>
<p>Remember the kid from that Today show segment we debated about a few weeks ago, the one who got to play for a few minutes in a high school basketball game, after &#8212; what was it, nine years of being the water boy? In some ways, that kid got a better deal than Shorty.</p>
<p>Maybe. To be fair, there&#8217;s no discussion about whether Shorty ever actually did want to play football. In all, Shorty appears to have a pretty terrific life, particularly for someone his age. Back in that day, parents didn&#8217;t necessarily keep their kids who had DS (hello, Arthur Miller &#8212; nice. You know about that, right? Here: <a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/fame/features/2007/09/miller200709">http://www.vanityfair.com/fame/features/2007/09/miller200709</a>.)</p>
<p>So the Simms family gets points, particularly since they founded a facility designed to keep Shorty and his peers nicely occupied. When Shorty&#8217;s dad had the opportunity to take a job at his alma mater, Hampden-Sydney, he and his wife (now, sadly, both dead) debated whether Shorty would have a good life there.</p>
<p>He does. No doubt about it, as revealed again and again and again in, frankly, repetitive and borderline (though they really never do cross the line, I think the repetition is what got me) condescending interviews with coaches, players, family members and Shorty himself.</p>
<p>This film would have been much better at 30 minutes &#8212; though I admit my lack of interest in football should be taken into account.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s my problem, football aside: We&#8217;re supposed to celebrate a community that&#8217;s nice to this very nice guy with DS, that lets him paint doors and walls that don&#8217;t really need to be painted and go along to football games and cheer the kids on. I couldn&#8217;t tell whether there&#8217;s an overtly religious deal with this college, or if the folks there just like to pray a lot, but clearly they feel they&#8217;re doing the Lord&#8217;s work. That&#8217;s fine. I&#8221;ll assume they&#8217;d be nice to Shorty even without the threat of  eternal damnation. Overall, it just didn&#8217;t seem to be much of a reason to make a film.</p>
<p>Or maybe it is. And that terrifies me. In some ways, I hope that when Sophie is 55, people are so nice to her and in return she&#8217;s so delightful that someone wants to make a documentary about it. Maybe by then it won&#8217;t be such a big deal. Somehow I doubt that.</p>
<p>My favorite part of the film was the music, particularly the theme song, a nice instrumental by a group called The Beatsmiths.  Then I saw the song&#8217;s title during the credits: &#8220;Sweet Illusion.&#8221;</p>
<p>For sure, I&#8217;d be a much happier person if I could simply watch a movie and celebrate one man&#8217;s life, simple or not &#8212; mascot or not. Right now, at least, I&#8217;m too busy trying to look behind every potential illusion for the truth.</p>
<p>Is the truth ever a lot simpler than I make it? Who knows. Up next: wrestling, porn, and Down syndrome.</p>
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